Lumber Markers, old spaghetti sauce, and insane people

1. My husband ordered a "lumber maker" from a tool company --- essentially a guide for his chainsaw so that he can cut 2x4's with his chainsaw. It wasn't very expensive, and when it came, we saw why. Sometimes it's a lumber marker instead of a lumber maker.
   
   
   
   
2. I bought a batch of spaghetti sauce that has two expiration dates on it. I'm assuming that the date that says "2005" is just a 9 that printed too much like a 5 so they redid the date. That's what I'm hoping anyway.
   
   
   
   
3. My oldest made me this post-it note to put on the side of my computer screen.